King Negrito                 Ready               Steady
Pradito                         Ready               Steady
Romegrito                    Ready               Steady
Brittonito                      Ready               Steady
Amegrito                      Ready               Steady
Siamito                        Ready               Steady
Psychogrito                  Ready               Steady
Swegrito                      Ready               Steady
Athenita                       Ready               Steady

Oh goodness me.

Albert of Teddy Liberation Front here....

We at TLF Headquarters (new location:  Brighton) today had an urgent message from the Royal Mail...it seems that a very special Brother is on his way to us!  He is being kept safely overnight in a secret location in Brighton, being briefed on the various local customs here, and tomorrow morning, we will go and welcome into our cuddly arms

Needless to say, the excitment here in Brighton is tangible

From: NORAD Secret Headquarters, Anchorage, secret passage near the church, under the pile of rotting wood.

Security level: so high that it reaches the sky.

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Content: One of our agents finally succeeded in taking a picture from some members of the Army of the 12 Gritos. It seems that they held a secret meeting somewhere between ffice:smarttags" />London and Istanbul, but our agent could not tell us more, he just sent this picture via his mobile phone. We insist that our agents are equipped with 3G video technologies right away on such dangerous missions, that would improve a lot the quality of the information they can communicate.

Picture analysis: Dr Dingdong says: ”Well, they seem to be little green humanoids, but it is obvious they do not belong to Earth and in fact are giant pink slimes. They are aliens from the outer space, they will come and eat us, or worse, we have to go to Defcon 1 level immediately, the Pentagon should be warned, the danger is imminent, call the President, yes I take my blue pill, yes …”

Phone: Driiiiiing, drrriiiinnnngggg …..

KN: Army of the 12 Gritos secret headquarters, may I help you?

Anonymous Voice: - chocolate mouthful voice- Ahem, yes, well in fact no, well I am the one who can help you.

KN: I bang your pardon Sir?

AV: Well, ehehe, yes, yes, I call to tell you that …

KN: Excuse me Sir, but, who are you, and who do you call?

AV: I cannot give you my name the security rules prevent it… Let’s say I am a friend of the Gritos. And I cannot give you your name either so let’s say I want to talk to you.

KN: - mumbles about stupid security rules – ok, ok you got the clearance. So what’s up?

AV: Well, I am afraid that we messed up the Countdown…

KN: …? … - footsteps sound on keyboard - … Argh…You are right!

AV: Yes, we just forgot it, but maybe this is better?

KN: - puzzled – But … what do you mean?

AV: Well it was wrong because it indicated the end of the month while…ehehe…you know what is going on?

KN: Of course I know what is going on, after all I am the leader, well one of them, well, yes I know …but more precisely, which What are you referring to ?

AV: The What that is going to happen earlier that it was expected, you know the “whole” What!

KN: ah ? you know about that particular What? That is so strange, because this what is secret.

AV: yes, but I am in the secret!

KN: of course as you are in the What, you are in the secret, this is logical…

AV: I see you get the point... so?

KN: So what?

AV: When will the What happen? Do we have to hurry the countdown?

KN: yes, you are right.

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