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A very common Sunday...
Hello World !
Sometimes, strange details can reveal
great discoveries. I was simply walking in an old district of the
town when I noticed that no one was allowed to enter at the door
number «40». At first, I tought that it was due to a
recent paranoia about riots growing in France these last days...
But the real explanation was that
someone (or something) seems to live in the walls of the city... To
figure it, you should imagine that your shadow is the real living
people, and that you're only the shadow... of your shadow. I saw that
strange creature, and it accepted to be photographied.
I
asked the creature if many other kind
of alternative life could be found in Bordeaux, because it was Sunday,
and that each Sunday, I could not meet anything but typicallocal
upperclass zombified families walking soooo slowly in the streets...
But with that
creature advices, I found some really more funny people !
Ooooops... I already have to leave... That was a short post, but I'm
so occupied with my secret investigation on dissapeared A12G members
that I have to go now ! 
See you soon for fresh news !
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6.11.05 20:04
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Blue Vador
Dear all,
While investing where all the members of the A12G are, I wanted to inform you that I made a very interesting encounter. All the ones that saw the last episode from the star wars saga will understand the importance of this encounter, and of what I discovered: under his dark costume, the Master Vador is not dark but Blue !
Negrito: hello Blue Vador
Ok some of you might argue that this guy does not look like the Dark Vador you know, but I repeat it, at the end of the magma scene he really looks like this, if you undress him, and is there another purpose for Art than stripping the truth out of the reality ? And does that not announce the frozen Han Solo in two episodes ? Now I am sure you are starting to understand, and see the link... so I had a chat with him, and he told me that the key was the Phantom Menace.... and that made me think of this picture...
The gritian Menace ?
Now the question is....who is the Phantom ? ... I'll discover that quite rapidly, be sure of this. Even if only a few of us are remaining, we will prevail, because...we are the Gritos, and Gritos never die, they just fade away !!!
Kisses to all,
King Negrito
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11.11.05 13:34
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Art exhibition : "what is indecency?"
Hi
everyone,
Last Saturday
night was not exactly as described in one of my previous post. this was a
special and cultural time in the city, and all dealing with “what is indecency?”. Yep, this
was the good time for another contemporary art space journey, so I decided to fight low
temperatures, in order make up my mind in the most recent exposition hall of the town.
There was already a
crowd of people waiting in the cold when I arrived, and people were really fashion for once. For a
few moments I nearly thought I was in Paris. Some amazing guy were also dressed in
dirty latex-wears, with stiletto heels and whips, as a kind of warm-up exhibition…
Is that a new kind of
Batman ?
A few
things were purposed outside of the gallery, and I immediately identified a large
table where cool people were selling really good wine glasses at low cost. Understanding
that these cultural events are now sponsored by big local castles, I decided
to buy a bottle in order to have a smart collation with my friends in the street.
Near to me was also
a strange planar artwork, all made with compressed baby dolls, looking like a
big plate of morbid noodles.
Hum… These
are not essentialy good vibes, I think.
But
the
most incredible thing outside was a video-projection of looped short
porn
and kitch clips, dealing with all the worse things that humanity can
generate in this domain.
Maybe this was dealing with lost of common people, but… well… I really
understand now
why my friend Clara Morgane is so differently appreciated in her job.
Indeed, It was quite amazing to fell people's embarrassement, moving
away from the screen
from times to times… But it’s so easy to shock in those days !
Ahem… this
is for real... weird porn in the street !
There were
really too many people inside to take good pictures, and I saw many other strange
things. The fetish Batman went to “slam” among dirty words on a revival of cold-wave
music, there were some paintings and
destroy/degenerated sculptures, and also an interactive screen where people manipulated
image sequences through a joystick covered with a hudge dildo, and so on and so on...
As a Grito, I was quite surprised by the thematic around, but also really amazed by a local collection of crazy hijacked
"adult toys".
Is it a kind of transgenic
carrot’s culture?
After
an hour spent on watchnig everything and observing the people's
reactions, I decided to leave the place, quite amazed by the idea of
this kind of cultural
event in such a conservative city. Humans are really attracted by those
kind of events, and it's always amazing to see what they have to say -
as reputed intellectuals - about it.
But a Grito just consider it with a different look, and to be
honest, this
was just… amazing.
Now,
this
was time for simple good things, as good Champagne cups, and we found a
good place for the end of the night, not really far away from the
gallery, with
friendly people, happy music and good vibes !
Which cup
is miiiiine ?...
We left the
bar really, really late, and as I was on my way back home, I got an
hallucination : shops were just looking like the “Red Quarter” in Amsterdam…For
sure, this city has strange evenings sometimes !
Red Quarter in Bordeaux ? (or maybe too much Champagne...)
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14.11.05 21:06
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e-Grito alert !
I have just discovered a new type of Grito... 
e-Grito
Wanted dead or not alive...
Those virtual Gritos are
spirit to invade my secret lair...
I can't any more what do for me disencumber some...
Only one possible
solution is : a confrontation with a piece of
chocolate cake...
But this is a sacrilege ! I will try with the pure
cappuccino to start... Otherwise I do not see what doing !
Gritos, please HEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP... [contact lost]
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18.11.05 14:46
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News from my Seattle Agent...
We know that Mr. Grosbill Watergates will publish a new
edition of his famous GritOffice Pack... 
Gritosoft
®
Office Companion (clic to enlarge)
The only possible answer to this question would be: "Eating chocolate
cake !". This could help the users.
We have no more informations...
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23.11.05 08:49
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