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What's up in France ?

Hello world,

Soooo... a few weeks after an international abusive coverage about riots, fire, and hell in France, what's up ? Let's take a look...




Well. At first sight, you'll see the church, a future chrismas tree, and some firemen's trucks. Is all of this due to the outrageous TV's propaganda on the french first channel (dealing with insecurity everyday) ? I don't know... but this picture is a good resume about some media's speech : "Christmas vs Paranoïa".




In this second picture, you can see some typical french protesters. People dressed in white are from Greenpeace, and the others, carrying red flags (of the main french syndicate called CGT) are dealing with unemployment. That's it : nothing new under the grey sky, still no jobs, and pollution. And what do a french people against it ? They walk in the street (only about 50 people here...), shouting some old school protesting words - and it's not more efficient than it used to be. But they do it again and again and again, even if it's been a long time not that the politics really don't care anymore about them.




Here is a thrird picture, with youth full of life, serving for one day the main TV charity gig of the year, called here "Telethon". Yes... it's the day  to save your soul,  and the god TV wants your money in order to get more than in the past years. It's a good thing, and as usual, many people will be generous and send a little bit of money. And as usual, only because... it's on TV.




So... as you can see, this is a typical end of year in France as everywhere. I located Santa Claus : he is working hard, as everyone prepares Christmas, and the beat goes on. Shops are full of people, Christmas trees are everywhere, and I'll show you soon that many, many lights have been added everywhere in order to do everything as usual. No revolution here, Fox News and CNN reporters have gone away....

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3.12.05 16:37


Who's that girl?


King Negrito: please to meet you, hope I guess your name...


Hi all,

As I was walking in the street that cute - ahem euphemism, I mean that damn sexy cute supertop nice young lady - smiled to me. SO i stopped and smiled back, and asked her if she was often around. She did not answer so I asked if she knew me, but she did not answer either, and I ask her name.

There she muttered something in a very strange langage and seemd to invite me to joinher,but it seems I need a secret code to get into her world...like her name...can somebody help me there ?

7.12.05 21:44


They are not slaves ! But...

In a cool walk, for so much waited, the purchases of Christmas, I do not have to me to notice an absurd thing :



For sale : Grito, 32€00 !


As much to say that I failed to intervene in person to release it from the claws of current capitalism. But suddenly, I could hear a little voice :



Spying Gritos are hidden by dozen of curved box...


Two Gritos spies in embush, entered inconito in da the place to take care on the other. Then they suddenly disappeared in case where their couveture is discovered...

8.12.05 21:11


Saturday nights sometimes rocks !

Hello world !





Yesterday
was a very cold day in Bordeaux,
and we can fell that winter is closer than ever. It was a very particular
Saturday, and several times in the afternoon, I met a strange girl, dressed as
“Snow white” (without her dwarfs), walking through the crowd of people hunting
the perfect Christmas gift. I met her a lot of times, just like if she was
everywhere in the city, until I saw this scene at the beginning of the night:





She was not
alone, and for sure, she had many, many clones. Some of these were patrolling
with military weapons, and considering that the temperature was able to freeze
any common people dressed in typical winter clothes, I understood that they
were not humans. Was it a sect of a kind of alien’s invasion ???









As many
humans here, I decided to take a closer look to these specimens, in order to have my own opinion, despites the real cold weather. And after half an hour, I
understood that these could just be some kind or robotic humanoids, with a little bug : they were only looping positions and attitudes. Turning and
patrolling around the place every 10 minutes, and then joining a fuel container
in a kind of autism circle. Unable to talk, they were just sometimes
touching each other, with no panic, but clearly understanding that the invasion
plan failed because of this infinite and unwanted looping bug.





So I
decided to find a warm place, and crossed the city frontier separating
traditional Bordeaux
from real living popular zone ; “Victor-Hugo” street was dressed in a faint
“Champs-Elysées” style.





As King
Negrito recently related a cool rock event in Brussels (see his Gogol Bordello
report), I went to the Barbey theatre, one of the main concert’s hall of
Bordeaux.





At the
first look, I felt that a rock audience was still alive in the city (Bordeaux used to be a big
rock place with bands as “Noir Désir”, the “Wet Furs” and many others…). I was
also quite amused by typical MTV young fashion victims wearing sunglasses at
night or dressed as their parents used to be in the 70’s. Sometimes, it’s hard
to understand what a teenage rebellion is today…



That night
was a special regional rock event, and six or seven bands were in competition
in order to get a booking for one of the best summer festivals in
France called
“Le Printemps de Bourges”. What I mean is that playing in that particular
festival is really a chance to get a journalistic focus, and access the real
music producers once a year (and specially not those from Universal, I’m really
talking about music, here).






These kind
of events have a strange audience, as small groups of people only come to
support their favourite band, leaving the concert’s hall once their “friends”
gig is over. The first band was not in competition, and playing something
between Calexico and Kat Onoma. Many musicians on stage, but I did not really
understood why it was necessary, as an half of them would have produced the
same sound. They were clearly having fun with each others, but I was not
surprised by their performance, just... interested.





No… the
real surprise came from the first local band, called “Jimbo Farrar”. At first, I
thought I would only see some kind of college bands… But I was really far from
it. “Jimbo Farrar” has all that a band needs to become a real, true international rock band : great music play, splendid writing, real atmosphere,
and no fashion attitude but serious and strong intensity ! They have
(it’s so rare in those days) their own sound, they’re creating something,
today.



 



By the way,
there is no singer in this band as it’s a purely instrumental rock
experience. In order to define their style (this is quite difficult, because
once again, they’re creating something new), you can imagine something
dealing with the authenticity of Einstuerzende Neubauten, surfing the
sensuality of some Joy Division’s tracks, and powered by an experimental
instrumentation between Githead, the Cure, and some Robin Finck’s riffs (from
early NIN). This was really, really fantastic. Be sure that I’ll follow
this band in the next months… According to the local Grito’s
council, they should really win that local contest, and maybe much more.





But I also
have to talk about to other interesting cool bands deserving attention. My second
favourite is “The Garçon”, playing quite more explicit references, but in a real
good mix.









There, you
should imagine a live atmosphere between “Devo” and “the Smiths”, rendered by
electronic live machines, a terrible extroverted lead singer and a pure psychobilly
guitarist. This was really a good time, delivering original happy rock music and alternative atmospheres. I enjoyed the trip.





The last
band I’ll talk about is a one-and-only performer, really mastering the art of
lice sampling, playing a kind of modern and personal blues. His name is “Eric
Bling”.





He played
nice tunes, and I felt really interested by the way a man can generate music
(drums, bass, voices and so on…) with only a guitar and a sampler. I thought
that this kind of music was not exactly compatible with a rock concert’s hall
like Barbey, and I’d be curious to discover later how it sounds in a warmer
place, as a real good blues cabaret.





Totally
exhausted, we decided to leave the place in order to have cool meals (it was
nearly 01.00am and we forgot to eat…), and the second big experience of the
night came from that wine, that fantastic wine,
smoothly ending a really good
evening.




So now... just a little
gift, nothing illegal for sure !

I engage you to download two
official released tracks from "Jimbo Farrar", available on the Barbey
theatre website (not a real good recording quality, but still cool to listen) :

>> Jimbo Farrar - Part B (7min40
- 3,6 Mo)


>> Jimbo Farrar - Part D - Live (11min04
- 5,2 Mo)

Enjoy... !!!

See you
soon,




11.12.05 13:41


Evil Christmas ? Not for me...

Hello World,

Yep... this is Christmas time, everybody walking in the streets, hunting for special gifts all around the city. There is a constant human flood everywhere, and whatever you want to do, once you’re in the crowd, you walk like a robot, there’s no other choice (that’s physical).

And last evening… I got a gigantic and fantastic encounter… with that  one:


What kind of seed does it eats ?

Yes… it’s a kind of giant Venetian bird, lost and afraid in the city, with all these people surrounding him. He told me that he was a night creature, but he did not manage to reach his home because all of these people were already there very early in the morning. I tried to ensure him that it was only an annual event, and that it would only last till 19 pm.

He also gave me a big scoop: Santa Claus was there, and he was not alone, ho no, no no, not alone at all. Believe it or not, but this year, Santa Claus, that old working man, Santa Claus got a big rejuvenation… and… hem… he seems now busy with a young (and nice) mistress. So… he’s not the same anymore!

 
Hem... is Santa Claus a viagra junkie ?

Starring at the scene, I wondered if this year’s Christmas was a real Christmas… It seemed so strange…

I decided to tale a look to the traditional Christmas manger, and had the confirmation that something was going wrong: there were only donkeys, no beefs, no special guest at all. These creatures were also quite frozen, looking a little bit depressed…


Donkeys working hard in the cold night.

It was time to check the Christmas tree health. It looked fine, surrounded by the fog, but there were no shoes for receiving gifts, only old cars parked there and waiting. The message was clear: humans do not use their feet anymore, since cars are queens of every city.


No no, you won't have a new car for Christmas.

As I was walking around the quays, I also discovered a magic, fluorescent forest. Trees were emitting some kind of fresh green lights, as if migrating spirits decided to take a rest here for the end of the year. But were they good or evil ones? I did not manage to answer that essential question !


This is not a new Hollywood advertising.

Christmas main marketplace was also haunted by many people, and the fog revealed this place as a great electrical storm landscape, flashing and buzzing old tunes for children. In that particular evening, I realised that this year the market looked more like an Halloweenone than a Christmas one…


Beware of electric shocks !

There was no stars in the sky, and especially no Morning star at all. But I noticed that some flats were occupied by strange people. What else than an evil creature (or a sex professional) can spent it’s evening summoned in a purple light? These two windows really  terrified me !  

 
"Honey, I'll be late, I have some additional work tonight".

And as you might already know, Bordeaux is an old city, with old monuments. By looking at that one, as the fog was again growing and growing, I was nearly sure that tonight, Cinderella, Mickey mouse and the others were totally defeated by the creatures of the night ! It was so powerful, dense, just like a monument dedicated to the dark power of the force…

 
Haunted castle in the city !

A few time after seeing that, I realised that innocent dreams were not the greater solution to restore happiness in the city. Two heroes were fighting in the night, dressed like winter-techno-ravers, keeping the hope of showing something else in the city. They were official guards of a video projector, in order to display a single psychedelic picture on a typical building.  There were happy flowers, but unfortunately, I realised that it was also only some commercial stuff…

 
Flowers power ?

But I’m sure that all of you will be able to do what’s necessary to have a good Christmas this evening. The temptation to deny a positive mind approach is big, but this year, due to the evident bad configuration (so great for evil forces), we all have to do whatever is possible to get happy and have a great time. So share many good things! Enjoy a good lunch and have some great Champagne! I want to see big smiles everywhere and feel that everyone wants to have fun! It’s time to turn off the TV, and have some good time!!!
 

It's time to have some fun, don't you think so ?

Merry Christmas to all of U, and see you soon !



24.12.05 14:08


Christmas report !

 

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, yesterday was my first Christmas celebration in Bordeaux! And this was a real good celebration, with many personal gifts, some splendid decorations, and very smart people…

 

We started it all with some good old jazz music, played by a special guest from Madrid. This one was grooving with style, and pumped up the jam as soon as the first bottle of Champagne was opened! Delicious notes for delicious bubbles…

 

That music filled me so much with good vibes and energy that I decided to climb to the top of the local Christmas tree. Believe it or not, but a grito-sized creature was living here, watching us with a big smile! I really wanted to offer it a cup of champagne, but it had no hands, just a head… Suddenly, I realised that the Champagne’s bubbles could be responsible of my objective consideration of the situation: it was probably time to take a look at the food!

 

And there was a big, splendid, tasty, excellent local “foie gras”, made by a great local chief. I tasted it immediately, and “felt in love” with that speciality of the south-west of France. It’s just… fantastic. I really don’t understand why so many Americans today refuse to eat such good meals, but anyway, the rest of the world will certainly enjoy their part!



There was also a pure garden of cakes, and I had some difficulties with a necessary choice between all of these. So as usual, my preference went to every kind of chocolate cakes!

This was a really good night, a wonderful event!

Note: By the way, I’d like the secret services of the royal Grito’s council to open an official investigation for personal issues: what kind of grito-sized living entity could have lost this kind of shoe?  




Ahem...anyway…
Merry Christmas again!

25.12.05 19:54


Exclusive: Official report from A12G intelligence services!!!

Hello World !

2005 is nearly over, and it’s time to take a look back on A12G. As I told you before, the A12G council decided a few times ago to investigate about the Grito’s ambassadors vanishing phenomena… and the first results have just been announced….

 

The first graph reveals in blue the rhythm of contacts with Grito’s ambassadors around the world. The purple line represents the average level of contact that should characterise a normal (peaceful and healthy) situation: this requires about two posts by each Grito in a month.

As we can see, even if the adventure started in a very good way, the rhythm slows down in a typical logarithmic way… Since the end of October, we’re clearly detecting  an emergency situation.

Let’s go closer and a look closer to each ambassador’s response status:



These graphs illustrate the individual posts that the council could have across this website with each member from A12G since the beginning of that exciting adventure.

On each graph, you’ll find the identity of the concerned Grito (ID picture, name, residential city and country). Top/right of each file notifies the activity balance: red reveals a total lost of contact, green is a normal situation, and blue a prolific activity.

Again, for each member from A12G, the purple line symbolises the average level of activity, and the blue curve represents each Grito’s activity, in the past months. Under that blue curve, a lightened area represents a period of prosperity in the happy mission, and the grey one a progressive lost contact.

Considering all of these graphs… we’re now able to understand that we have lost contact with some Gritos, and that another part of them might be in danger or in a situation that don’t allowed any kind of contact for weeks now…. I wondered, a few months ago, if A12G was in danger. Now, I’m afraid to discover the answer.

In another way of analysing the situation, let’s take a look at the repartition of all contacts with Grito’s ambassadors:

 

You will not find Shadogrito, because Sadogrito is still… Shadogrito. But more than 50% of the contacts have been made by 3 Gritos : Psychogrito, Leagrita, and King Negrito. Considering that the normal level for global contacts has not been reached, this can’t only reflect an hyperactivity of some of our members…

Finally, the next graph can resume the present situation: this graph reports the balance activity level of each ambassador from A12G :



King Negrito, as a perfect King, has a prefect level, exactly matching what was expected from the beginning as a normal situation. As I’m Psychogrito, you should not be surprised by my personal score; hysterical attitude belongs to psycho-thing. Leagrita is really a good ambassador, and completes a fantastic level of visibility.  But that’s nearly all for the good news, because… all the other individual levels are under (and unfortunately many times really under) the average score of a healthy situation.

The council can’t imagine A12G as an A3G… and only worries about individual situations.

But here is a big occasion to solve it and reengage thing in a good way: 2005 is just about to end!!! All arounf the world, this is an evident, perfect and easy situation to have news from any Grito’s ambassador!!! So…we really expect that we’ll have some news (even a simple picture and a few words) from all of the A12G members… This is a great time to be there, all of you because we need you and miss you a lot!!!

Might 2006 be a better year of activity, filled with happiness, incredible things, pretty things, good wines, and tons of chocolate cakes!!!  2006: will all the Gritos have fun and give news again?


See you in a few days? Say yeahhhh !!!
29.12.05 20:38


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