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Au pair seeks great family with very good looking baby in Europe

That's
it. I made up my mind. I am fed up with being Gritoland's Paris Hilton.
That's boring. I wanna see the world and I am going to search an au
pair's position in a European capital.


I have written a nice (but true) profile, if you are interested please feel free to contact me.


My Profile



Outgoing and outrageously good looking au pair seeks outgoing family in Europe


         


That’s me, natural, beautiful as usual, on a perfect white sand beach        


 


 I am pretty good at reading and explaining “Pat the Bunny” (Oxford Unabbriged Edition)


 Belgrita at a glance…


20-year old grita, Gritoland national living in Gritoland who is very bright and beautiful. She is a non-smoker WITHOUT previous nanny experience that hasN’T a driver's license and is NOT willing to do housework.


Nanny's Message to Families


Dear
families, I am young, snob, and pink*, and clever and beautiful and I
am not specially willing to spend my life behind a clerk desk, even in
Gritoland. I want to have fun, meet sexy boys, jump in their Lotus
and drive to Deauville. Or Saint Tropez.


I
don’t believe in education, specially for girls, being pretty is way
enough. I believe in modelling and role modelling and that’s what
I may offer your baby girl.


So
if you have a good looking baby girl, a nice house, some lemon diet
coke in your fridge, you may apply to hire me as au pair. We will
discuss then my (expensive) wages and my private apartment decoration.



(* no relation with someone you might know in Japan)


21.8.05 11:04
 


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(21.8.05 11:09)
I have three baby girls who are already quite beautiful and clever but no-one can ever be too beautiful or clever can they. Sadly I don;t think you would like the weather in England as it tends to dampent he spirits somewhat.
Good luck with the job hunting.


(21.8.05 11:31)
Ahem... I may know somebody interested.. I send you the info by email for confidentiality reasons... In any case, you seem to be one of the first Grito up, that's a good sign for an au pair...


(21.8.05 11:48)
Mamma mia, my cousin is bella!


(21.8.05 11:49)
Is there no Londogrito? There is always a spare sofa bed here for travelling Gritos. And we have some fine Rioja just in from Ibiza


(21.8.05 11:53)
romegrito: si bellissima !


(21.8.05 11:54)
Roach: You are among the best..the true friends of the Gritos, we have to put you in our favourites !!!


(21.8.05 11:57)
aah too kind. so there is no Grito in the UK? What a shame.


(21.8.05 12:00)
ahem.. yes there is one, Brittonito, hosted by the TLF, but it seems that either they had a pillow incident, or the internet access does not yet work :-D


(21.8.05 12:31)
As you know TLF has just moved to a shiny new pad and has not yet got access to the Internet sorted out. I believe that mobile or shared blogging is the order of the day for her.


(21.8.05 13:20)
Dear Honest-blah-blah, thank you for not offering the job. I am too lazy to take care of 3 babies. You are too kind.
Dear Romegrito you seem to be very typical roman for a gritoboy... I am sure we ll have fun together because I am typical parisian for a gritogirl!!!!
Kingito: I am awaiting your confidential email.


(21.8.05 13:36)
Belgrita how are you with older girls? We have a sixteen year old who is just about to enter finishing school; well, the er... local further education college actually. You seem to share many interests; looking glamorous, boys, a disregard for education and work, a thirst for coca cola products (though she often adds alcohol to hers). We have a spare room, live in a city that once promoted itself as the Milan of the north. What more could you ask for? cd


(21.8.05 13:46)
Dear Underbrella....
That sounds exciting and I just read the other day about your girl's job interview. In fact I used it as "best practice" for my own interviews.
She is GREAT! In fact, in case she changes her mind we could be an au-pait team and go to LA or Miami together to have fun and learn good manners and good english together.


(21.8.05 13:54)
Oh My God, Belgrita and brat girl together ? Please do, I already warn the tickets reseller that'we'll have the show of the year !


(21.8.05 17:07)
I have two beauuuuuuuuutiful girls who sometimes pretend they are babies, is that close enough? And we are no where near Europe, is that close enough? Our four cats like to snuggle, if you don't mind being covered in kitty hair and sometimes being carried about in someone's teeth


(21.8.05 17:41)
Cailet that's so kind of you but I had a look at your saturday... and it looks much too busy for me...


(21.8.05 18:19)
*sighs*
Okay, next time I must make sure the future au pair does not know anything about how my kids *really* are!


(21.8.05 19:13)
sure youre not willing to do housework? hehehe, well i dont have a little one for ya anyway. and i would never really make you lift a finger =P


(22.8.05 00:13)
Oh my! What a darling and beautiful Grita! Hello lovely!


(22.8.05 00:17)
DF ! YOU are back online , that is wonderful !!!!


(22.8.05 01:37)
Hullo!!! Me too Negrito! Me Too Negrito .. I am here too!


(22.8.05 08:09)
You are the Au Pair every noble Gritian family dreams of.
Mine was almost fired when Mother saw her cook! In fact, she was only teaching us how to make Space Cakes. Once the misunderstanding had been cleared, Mother apologized and my sisters and brothers and I sighed with relief, then passed out.
Can you bake Space Cakes, too?

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