Boh.... Che cosa?.. Beh...
Sono Romegrito... *pokes shoulder, speaka di English*
Oh! I am Romegrito, Il cugino Italiano of King Negrito. Please forgive
me this morning I am err, disorientated. I was until recently in a box!
Oh mio dio. First let me say I am not from Roma or Rome, do not be
mislead by my name. I was named for a great hero from my home town, the
greatest Romeo: Casanova. Like all Gritos I am charming, and obviously
great in the
Camera da letto, maybe being Romeo I might even be the
best!
So where I am?
Ah, the King of the Gritos thinks of everything! I am authorised and
commanded to travel through my homeland of Italia and live la dolce
vita in la bella Venezia. But, at the moment I can tell it I am not in the
watery city, the light, it is different and the smell... where is the
cioccolato caldo? But, The King, also says that I might have to
undertake special missions to "charm people of foreign lands" using my
'bocca grande'... I think that is a compliment no? Hmmm.
I think I am on one of my special missions now... I just need to do some Gritan investigating.
But, first, I think I might have a little afternoon riposo...
or watch Giancarlo in il grande premio. Forza Italia!