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Almost being sliced open...
Gritos have a special connection to ffice:smarttags" />China. Some weird signs on our back “made in china” is a secret nobody was able to decipher, not even the best Gritobrains at Grito university… ffice ffice" />
I cannot talk much about the negotiations between Chinese officials and us Gritos, but I’m confident that we will be soon able to open an embassy there… And if this happens, believe me, I’ll be more then delighted to become the Gritian eye in this very cool country…
I was treated like a VIP and the Chinese being people of good manners, knew exactly about my taste: good food, nightlife and beautiful girls…
Eating with sticks is not easy for a little fellow like me, but everybody was very helpful and some girls even proposed to feed me…
So they brought me to a very cool bar, where delightful ladies danced and sang to honour His Excellency… I also had the opportunity to drink the very nice Chinese beer, in fact I may have had a little too much of these, my head started to spin and soon I was sitting on the head of a lion trying to talk to him…
People started laughing and before I embarrassed my King with my misbehaviour, I run back to my hotel and fell asleep…
The next morning, a very hungover Pradito was escorted back to Pudong International Airport. I needed to train Ambassador Siamito in Thailand, and I needed a break from all the official talk…
Chinese Customs almost ended Pradito’s existence by insisting to open up my belly ! A very nice german gentleman, who was travelling with me to Singapore, helped out and intervened before they’d open my poor stomach… Did these people heard of Diplomatic immunity???
In the plane my anger vanished when I gradually realized that I was now on vacation!!!! Sure I had to train Siamito but that would be a piece of (chocolate) cake, after all we were almost brothers…
Check out his first story by the way, I am to lazy to do anything else these next days, apart from drinking Singha Beer, sunbathing and enjoying the most beautiful ladies of the world…
And don’t listen to much to swegrito, I personally only have one gender… hehe but that’s a different story I might or not tell ya later !
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(24.8.05 08:37)
My dear, the Crown is very proud of you, you behave like a real 007: exotism, nice girls, alcohol, fun, suspense.... !!!
But this episode raises an interesting legal point : does diplomatic immunity cover the inside of one's belly? The Gritian lawiers will check that rapidly...
Oh and by the way take care of the lions : usually they tend to have a very deep smell that stays on you....
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(24.8.05 09:03)
This "made in china" tail is really a problem. I tell people I come from France but then they see my tail and laugh.
I'm glad that spooky lion didn't hurt you and that customs left you in one piece! I would be miserable alone with Mr. Grumpy.
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swegrito
(24.8.05 09:19)
I'm so sorry you are limiting yourself to one itty-bitty (no pun, absolutely not,) little gender but hey, to each grito his own!
Also, I am happy they didn't pump your stomach, so to speak. But maybe if they had, you'd have gotten some morphine? Morphine is always good.
Enjoy the chicas & Mr Grumpy!
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swegrito
(24.8.05 12:27)
Oh your Royal Highness, you know I was a normal bear when you sent me away to represent. I think it must be the chill in the high air up here that has made me so crazy! Shall try to.... better myself? Eat more cake? Hmmm.
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(24.8.05 15:01)
Cake? I can make you more cake.. daily cake as promised.. what kind would you like today? How about....
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(24.8.05 15:48)
thta sit . Now I am hungry. I have either to go out or to bite somebody. Maybe both ..;
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(24.8.05 20:10)
How are the talks with China going? I could help you with talks between yourself's and the thieving penguins...
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(25.8.05 03:03)
Ohhh.. sorry heavymetalfish ) I can make one for you as well. Just let me know what you like and I will heat up the oven.
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(25.8.05 13:39)
It is fortunate that the Chinese customs did not assault your good person with anything sharp. It would have been very messy if you had needed to defend yourself and knock the stuffing out of them. They should consider themselves to be very fortunate that a Grito actually allowed himself to pass through customs on the way to the private Gritian Embassy jet.
Very fortunate indeed.
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(25.8.05 17:33)
I hope you have esquisite holidays dear Pradito. Well, well deserved.
I love your red picture: that's all china to me (OK, I may be reading to many wallpâpers...)
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