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The Spirit of the revolution

That’s it, the Army of the 12 Gritos is on it’s way. Here in ffice:smarttags" />Paris, where the insurrection grew, here in Gritoland where we trained the people we are very happy, and we are also very proud of all our Gritas and Gritos. You cannot imagine the trainings that took place: one day I’ll tell all, but it involved liters of Grand Crus classes, tons of chocolate cake, hundreds of fashion tests…. And hours spent training the Ambassadors how to detect a good spot and to immediately detect potential targets.


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Negrito teaching target detection


 


But now we are very happy, the Revolution went on, took place and worked out exactly as planned, as we decided it was to be. I say “we”, because as in all revolutions you have the Che and the Castro, the Chang and the Mao, the Yin and the Yang, the one who thinks and the one who acts.


 


I, as a Grito, am more in action than thinking. This is why we had to find a very wise one, to help us define the complex concepts of the Army of the 12 Gritos. Of course all the Gritos were involved, and brought a lot to the cause. But the Holy Spirit, the one that inspired us all, that drove our feet on the path to wisdom is … our very dear friend Bouddhours.


 



Bouddhours, Negrito: In Vino veritas (Modern Buddhist maxim)!


 


In fact I guess he triggered everything the way he told the Gritos one of these maxims that are now famous “ The way of the wise One should not always be one wise way” .. When he said that, all the Gritos fell silent, and then we decided it was something huge to be debated, so we brought on pastries and red wine, and eight hours after, in a general insurrection happiness, the concept of the A12G was born…


 


Of course Pradito and Siamito can say more than me on the political and philosophical aspects of this revolution in the “blogosphere”: Pradito because he is an expert in message twisting and ad teasing, Siamito because he has the wisdom of the original oriental Buddha’s around him. Apart from Athenita who brought us the lights of the Aristotelician approach, the other Gritos were more concerned by all the fun they could get from the situation than by the political and social consequences: free drinks, chocolate for all, parties every evening, travels business class, raw fun in fact !


 


But still, all of us, united we made it. And now we rule :-). The Army has official artists, a lot of friends, made it in the Top big debates, what’s next? We conquered 20six quite easily. Now we have to take over the real world, because that’s the ultimate target. For that we will twist the minds of the people “A cat does look like a cat, except when not” said Bouddhours and we all agree. You think you see the world, but no, you see our vision of your world. This is just a demo, do not modify your monitor settings:


 


 


 



Negrito at Luxembourg garden: Without my help, you would not see me!


 


So you see me because I show you, but do you see the pipe in the picture ? hmmm ? Search well … search again, turn your monitor on the right, ….well in fact you won’t see one, because there’s none and that’s exactly my point. Eheheh, I love Bouddhours philosophy, I have not yet finished the first of his books: “Zen and sake and chocolate, it’s the Bouddhours way of life”.  That changed a lot my perception of the political situation in Gritoland, and the forum on this A12G blog is a good opportunity for me to introduce a little bit more of democracy… but I have to check if this will not lower the freedom level in Gritoland more than anything else…but this is another discussion


 


  


Anyhow, I guess this was enough for an introduction to the current Gritian philosophy. Soon you’ll hear his teachings through my mouth and learn what it means to applya Foucaldism to chococake absorption and the impact it has on haircut...  Ehehe.


 


Kisses to all


KN


 

25.8.05 07:18
 


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prixdeflore2006 / Website (25.8.05 07:48)
He he, already hiding in Luxemburg ? ;-))

May the Revolution blow this world with its wisdom and its taste for good wine and nice legs !!
(and by the way : i've seen Charlie & the chocolate factory... is Tom Burton part of the Plan ?


(25.8.05 09:51)
Hi ! no no just checking out the Sorbonne girls you know well eheheh ! Regarding Tim, we have to contact him ....


Datavinn / Website (25.8.05 09:52)
mais que fait la police !


(25.8.05 10:01)
ahah ! Sarkozy is a Grito !!!!


swegrito (25.8.05 13:29)
I thank thee, Mister King, for the supreme training I have received! I sometimes ponder upon the gray dullness that would envelope my life had I not received this supreme education: would I settle for cheap chocolate cake or, erm, even worse, for cheap girls? Oh the horrors! This way, however, lots of money is spent on luxurious dark Belgian chocolate (I suspect your Royal Highness knows all about that one, yes?) and ... well, actually, not on too many girls so far


(25.8.05 13:47)
I am glad the training went well and that the plan is underway. How long until you achieve the main aims? Chocolate and red wine aside what is your first objective?


(25.8.05 17:31)
Oh lalalla Negrito... You sound so serious. (No I have not said boring).
Drink another glass of bad rosé, forget the good wine and the true wisdom, and have fun!


(25.8.05 19:36)
Swegrito, we at the Academy, are very happy with your results and proud with your direct approach to very complex economic problems... You are really perfectly educated, even would i say a bit of an hedonist , don't you ?


(25.8.05 19:37)
Honest : we are waiting a few Gritos more...plus non gritos ehehe !


(25.8.05 19:38)
belgrita: yes yes yes.. Do forget Gucci, go buy Zara and come back to tell me if you still guess that ;-)


(25.8.05 19:57)
Some Gritos seems to be missing... Are you on secret missions right now, so secrete we do not know about them ?


(25.8.05 20:13)
That is some great teacher you have there. Very wise. His philosophies sound similar to mine,if I were to have any,that is.But in theory if I did they would be very similar.


(26.8.05 00:02)
If you are what you eat, then are the very atoms of the Grito made up of chocolate cake?


(26.8.05 00:05)
Mathias: this is good as you seem to be a human Grito, or nearly ..


(26.8.05 00:06)
Artmeliana: that's an interesting question. Am i really what I eat, i mean do people who eat carrots, real carrots ...seems that yes when you go to some Gym clubs...


swegrito (26.8.05 09:58)
Oh, how could a Grito NOT be a hedonist?! The two come together like, like chocolate cake & girls? Or is that wine and chocolate cake? Or girls & wine? Wait, I'm confused. ...Can I have all 3, pretty pls?


(26.8.05 11:52)
Beh!
Don't you remember dear King, Swedgrito and I were always at the back looking at the girls, drinking vino and letting the philiosophy drift past our heads. Do not blame us, we are not given too to deep thoughts!
*eyes a tasty drink...*


(27.8.05 00:45)
swegrito+ romegrito = morning Hangover. this is simpler than E=mc2
and
far more accurate !

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