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Exclusive: Official report from A12G intelligence services!!!
Hello World !
2005 is nearly over, and it’s time to take a look back on A12G. As I told you before, the A12G council decided a few times ago to investigate about the Grito’s ambassadors vanishing phenomena… and the first results have just been announced….
The first graph reveals in blue the rhythm of contacts with Grito’s ambassadors around the world. The purple line represents the average level of contact that should characterise a normal (peaceful and healthy) situation: this requires about two posts by each Grito in a month.
As we can see, even if the adventure started in a very good way, the rhythm slows down in a typical logarithmic way… Since the end of October, we’re clearly detecting an emergency situation.
Let’s go closer and a look closer to each ambassador’s response status:
These graphs illustrate the individual posts that the council could have across this website with each member from A12G since the beginning of that exciting adventure.
On each graph, you’ll find the identity of the concerned Grito (ID picture, name, residential city and country). Top/right of each file notifies the activity balance: red reveals a total lost of contact, green is a normal situation, and blue a prolific activity.
Again, for each member from A12G, the purple line symbolises the average level of activity, and the blue curve represents each Grito’s activity, in the past months. Under that blue curve, a lightened area represents a period of prosperity in the happy mission, and the grey one a progressive lost contact.
Considering all of these graphs… we’re now able to understand that we have lost contact with some Gritos, and that another part of them might be in danger or in a situation that don’t allowed any kind of contact for weeks now…. I wondered, a few months ago, if A12G was in danger. Now, I’m afraid to discover the answer.
In another way of analysing the situation, let’s take a look at the repartition of all contacts with Grito’s ambassadors:
You will not find Shadogrito, because Sadogrito is still… Shadogrito. But more than 50% of the contacts have been made by 3 Gritos : Psychogrito, Leagrita, and King Negrito. Considering that the normal level for global contacts has not been reached, this can’t only reflect an hyperactivity of some of our members…
Finally, the next graph can resume the present situation: this graph reports the balance activity level of each ambassador from A12G :
King Negrito, as a perfect King, has a prefect level, exactly matching what was expected from the beginning as a normal situation. As I’m Psychogrito, you should not be surprised by my personal score; hysterical attitude belongs to psycho-thing. Leagrita is really a good ambassador, and completes a fantastic level of visibility. But that’s nearly all for the good news, because… all the other individual levels are under (and unfortunately many times really under) the average score of a healthy situation.
The council can’t imagine A12G as an A3G… and only worries about individual situations.
But here is a big occasion to solve it and reengage thing in a good way: 2005 is just about to end!!! All arounf the world, this is an evident, perfect and easy situation to have news from any Grito’s ambassador!!! So…we really expect that we’ll have some news (even a simple picture and a few words) from all of the A12G members… This is a great time to be there, all of you because we need you and miss you a lot!!!
Might 2006 be a better year of activity, filled with happiness, incredible things, pretty things, good wines, and tons of chocolate cakes!!! 2006: will all the Gritos have fun and give news again?
See you in a few days? Say yeahhhh !!!
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(2.1.06 13:08)
Yep ! Hope that nothing really serious became to other Gritos...
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(4.1.06 09:31)
Yeah, fantastic report. We have to think about it, I am unsure about the way we should go forward.
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