Almost being sliced open... Gritos have a special connection to ffice:smarttags" />China. Some weird signs on our back “made in china” is a secret nobody was able to decipher, not even the best Gritobrains at Grito university… fficeffice" />   I cannot talk much about the negotiations between Chinese officials and us Gritos, but I’m confident that we will be soon able to open an embassy there… And if this happens, believe me, I’ll be more then delighted to become the Gritian eye in this very cool country… I was treated like a VIP and the Chinese being people of good manners, knew exactly about my taste: good food, nightlife and beautiful girls…   Eating with sticks is not easy for a little fellow like me, but everybody was very helpful and some girls even proposed to feed me… So they brought me to a very cool bar, where delightful ladies danced and sang to honour His Excellency… I also had the opportunity to drink the very nice Chinese beer, in fact I may have had a little too much of these, my head started to spin and soon I was sitting on the head of a lion trying to talk to him…   People started laughing and before I embarrassed my King with my misbehaviour, I run back to my hotel and fell asleep… The next morning, a very hungover Pradito was escorted back to Pudong International Airport. I needed to train Ambassador Siamito in Thailand, and I needed a break from all the official talk… Chinese Customs almost ended Pradito’s existence by insisting to open up my belly ! A very nice german gentleman, who was travelling with me to Singapore, helped out and intervened before they’d open my poor stomach… Did these people heard of Diplomatic immunity??? In the plane my anger vanished when I gradually realized that I was now on vacation!!!!  Sure I had to train Siamito but that would be a piece of (chocolate) cake, after all we were almost brothers… Check out his first story by the way, I am to lazy to do anything else these next days, apart from drinking Singha Beer, sunbathing and enjoying the most beautiful ladies of the world… And don’t listen to much to swegrito, I personally only have one gender… hehe but that’s a different story I might or not tell ya later !

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Ambassador Pradito introduces himself... My name is Pradito and I’m a member of the army of the 12 Gritos. I’ll have to carry the heavy burden of being his majesty’s eyes in Gritoland.fficeffice" />   But let me introduce myself… I’m Gritian noblesse and our family has always be ambassadors, serving the Kings of Gritoland, so you can call me “Your Excellency”…     Because of my official duties I have to keep it classical, so my scarf is black, but you will notice when you’ll read my weekly reports, that fashion is an important part of my interests... The part of my job I really enjoy is travelling and meeting new people, hmmm actually, girls… So when King Negrito asked me to go to ffice:smarttags" />China in order to promote Gritian World peace, I did not hesitate and packed my stuff… I was slightly disappointed when Singapore Airlines did not upgrade me First class, but then their business is good enough, and the smile and the apology of the beautiful Singaporeair girl was a nice reward… I had a very busy schedule when arriving in shanghai, but could not resist the nice movie selection : Gritoman 2, Grito Begins, The Grito island, etc… When I arrived in Shanghai I was picked up (litteraly) by a very nice Chinese Official…     Catch you all later for the beginning of the asian adventures of Pradito !

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