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Swegrito
Bang bang!
I was on my way to the Opera when I was held up by an ugly angry man!
Thankfully we could clear things out though bc I am as far from a brat as a Grito can be, obviously.
Representin' the army!
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Mes chères!
Sorry to have been "distant" - that's a classy way of saying "busy discovering the bar habits of the great north". Very busy idneed!
I am not proud to admit, but I hitched a ride to get back home, I was simply too tired to do the Grito-walk.
See you all soon!
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Searching for the chocolate cake
On a very sunny pretty day I found myself by the Royal Theater when all of a sudden the craving for chocolate cake hit me.
I immediately went to find a café; you see, it's been many days since last I had anything delicious like chocolate cake!
Unfortunately the boy at the café gave me not chocolate cake but something else enitrely. It made my Grito-mouth so sad that I couldn't even finish it. I hereby warn all Gritos to eat white cake or cookies! Marie Antoinette would not even suggest people eat such foul things.
Whita cake makes a Grito saddish, indeed.
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Beginning to learn...
...the ways of my new home:
...eat or be eaten!
Hence, I am a very full Swegrito tonight. Could barely fit any Campari & OJ but lo 'n' behold...
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Post-massage
I was feeling exhausted but when I went to the post-office I noticed they offered Asian Massages! A very convenient country I have come to, I must admit.
I tell you, the wonders of an Asian Massage! It made me feel like a new Grito, enough to fall in love w Simone Moreno.
One day she will be Mrs. Swegrito! (& you are all welcome to the wedding, of course.)
Until then, I must frollick some more with the animals in the park. They speak to me.
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Hello!
Just a quick hello from my new home! As you can see things are very strange up in this northern country: boys at the bars make funny faces and I become more confused than usual. Thankfully, at least the girls strolling the sidewalks are very cute.
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Location: Swegrito
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