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Belgrita

Au pair seeks great family with very good looking baby in Europe

That's
it. I made up my mind. I am fed up with being Gritoland's Paris Hilton.
That's boring. I wanna see the world and I am going to search an au
pair's position in a European capital.


I have written a nice (but true) profile, if you are interested please feel free to contact me.


My Profile



Outgoing and outrageously good looking au pair seeks outgoing family in Europe


         


That’s me, natural, beautiful as usual, on a perfect white sand beach        


 


 I am pretty good at reading and explaining “Pat the Bunny” (Oxford Unabbriged Edition)


 Belgrita at a glance…


20-year old grita, Gritoland national living in Gritoland who is very bright and beautiful. She is a non-smoker WITHOUT previous nanny experience that hasN’T a driver's license and is NOT willing to do housework.


Nanny's Message to Families


Dear
families, I am young, snob, and pink*, and clever and beautiful and I
am not specially willing to spend my life behind a clerk desk, even in
Gritoland. I want to have fun, meet sexy boys, jump in their Lotus
and drive to Deauville. Or Saint Tropez.


I
don’t believe in education, specially for girls, being pretty is way
enough. I believe in modelling and role modelling and that’s what
I may offer your baby girl.


So
if you have a good looking baby girl, a nice house, some lemon diet
coke in your fridge, you may apply to hire me as au pair. We will
discuss then my (expensive) wages and my private apartment decoration.



(* no relation with someone you might know in Japan)


21.8.05 11:04


Location: Belgrita

19.8.05 11:56





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